Tonight, under stadium lights and alpine chaos, the World Cup Slopestyle Finals go live—and the Southern Hemisphere is bringing the heat. Zoi Sadowski-Synnott, the Kiwi queen of controlled madness, drops in alongside style-slinger Tiarn Collins and Dane Sings, while Aussie powerhouse Tess Coady is set to stir the snow into something biblical.
Zoi, who rides with the precision of a Swiss watch and the guts of a cliff diver, has been looking like she’s got unfinished business. You can practically hear the slopestyle course whisper her name. Collins? He’s got the kind of casual finesse that makes switch backside 12s look like warm-up runs.
And then there’s Tess Coady—Australia’s answer to the question “What if poetry could send it?” Back from injury and riding with that chip-on-your-shoulder fire, she’s a walking highlight reel with a point to prove. Add in Dane Sings, the low-flying missile out of Oz with raw style and zero fear, and you’ve got a Southern onslaught primed to rattle the usual suspects.
Expect chaos. Expect beauty. Expect falls that look like car crashes and runs that feel like sermons. This isn’t just a contest…it’s a throwdown, a ballet with bruises, a high-stakes game of gravity chicken. And tonight, it all goes down.
Crack a beer, cue the livestream, and buckle up. The South Pacific’s finest are about to set this course on fire.
